Shut Up and Don't Touch Me.

I’m never going to get Tumblr Famous if people keep unfollowing me.

I LOST A FOLLOWER?!??!?!!!1!!??ONE??!!

UGH. If someone unfollows you…

I think Tumblr should send you an email saying who it was. I mean, why the hell not? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW who unfollowed me between last night and this morning.

I just want to know who it is, so I can contact them and MAKE THEM TELL ME WHY IT’S OVER. I WILL MAKE THEM TELL ME.

I just lost a follower!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??

WELL…I’ve lost another follower…

UGGGHH I lost a follower!!

Yes, I did in fact dream last night that I had over 100 followers, and I was SO HAPPY. And then I woke up.

Yew guise! I only need ONE MORE follower to have FIFTY followers!

I lost ANOTHER follower! WHY? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

WHAT!! I’ve lost a follower!!