A Conversation Between Best Friends During the Last Hour of Work
Blair: GOD I FUCKING HATE FACEBOOK
me: HAHAHA I KNOW
Blair: who are all these weirdos??
me: fuckin' freaks, yall
Blair: god
GOD
ew
oversharers
GOD
ugh
I hate everyone so much
also
I can't believe you didn't laugh at my Indian name for [this bitch from high school]
Has Kids With Many Fathers
me: HAHAHA she does?
Blair: I just assumed
but yeah, I think so, vaguely
me: Yeah I think she's been married for a while
Blair: or maybe the story is that she was with this one dude and he thought her kid was hisss
it was years ago
alls I know is she did mother's day out for my sister's school and they made her leave
me: HAHAHA
Blair: because of some such scandal
me: More importantly, she's an ugly piece of shit
Blair: fuckin bucket of trash
Blair: yeah, she always looked sorta retarded
me: fucking mouthbreather
Blair: YES
They’re taking down the Alabama sign in Houston. Ugh.
I used to live right across the street from this place…so sad. :(
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Yes, it’s true, I’ve just discovered one of my posts has over 100 notes…
Basically I’m Tumblr Famous, so..
Yew guise…I know I’m 27…but…
I’m so upset that I will not be able to participate in the 1D Live Viewing Party, as it starts 11am Houston time tomorrow morning.
I hate that I’m a stupid grown-up and I have to be at stupid work doing my stupid JOB. I just want to be a teenager again for like TWO HOURS TOMORROW. I don’t think that’s too much to ask, yall.
Look how sad Hazza is about it…
my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell
They also include loving you (even the sinners), raising you up when you are low, supporting you in your darkest hours by providing you with a guiding light, and preparing a home for you to stay in for eternity by my side.
NO THEY DONT
