Shut Up and Don't Touch Me.

Me, on a date.

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when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just

“Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling…”

some like it soft. others want it hard.

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Recognize.

B-)

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.